Tommy Flood is another of Chris Moore’s Beta Males. He’s also a brand-new 19-year-old vampire, newly turned by his girlfriend Jody—her­self only a vampire for a few months. He’s not too keen about his new state, but he’s trying to cope. It doesn’t help that his former crew of shelf stockers at Safeway are trying to hunt his vampire ass. And he has a 16-year-old Goth chick for a minion who thinks the Lord Flood is like OMG totally hot.

Funny but not mean-spirited.